Will's internet freezes: YES/NO

A streaker appears on a NFAer's stadium background: YES/NO

A polite "Oh sorry, after you" is said: O/U: 4.5

Number of minutes the meeting runs over: O/U: 7.5 minutes

Someone accurately guesses what's behind Joachim's blurred-out Zoom background: YES/NO

Number of sports clichés used by Mark: O/U 3.5

Number of times “gut” or “instinct” are mentioned: O/U 5.5

Number of times someone starts talking when on mute: O/U 1.5

Will NFA crush this meeting? YES/NO